"I don't care about money"
"How does $600,000 sound?"
"WHERE DO I SIGN!?!"
— S.M (@redsteeze) June 23, 2014
As Twitchy reported, Chelsea Clinton pulled in an annual $600,000 salary for her stellar work as an NBC News special correspondent. Because apparently she worked for NBC News. Who knew?
Anyway, it’s only natural for rubes like us to wonder: Why would she give up a cushy job like that? Well, as it turns out, she found that she just couldn’t care about money, no matter how hard she tried:
Hillary Clinton insists she isn’t “well-off” and now daughter Chelsea says she couldn’t care less about money.
“I was curious if I could care about (money) on some fundamental level, and I couldn’t,” she told UK’s The Telegraph, explaining why she gave up lucrative gigs to join her family’s philanthropic foundation.
Comparing her experience to the average millennial, the 34-year-old former first daughter defended jumping around to different careers — from consulting to a hedge fund to academia to journalism — before finding her true calling working with her parents.
You know, she really is special.
Ain’t that the truth.
Sing it, sister!
Why? This is great! The more the Clintons say, the worse they sound.
Hey, speaking of Romney, anyone want to take a guess as to what would’ve happened had one of Mitt’s kids gone there?