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Ah, if only Barack Obama had kept his blathering at Barnard to three words … maybe he’ll wise up and let Iowahawk write his future commencement speeches.

#3WordCommencementSpeeches "Welcome to reality."

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 16, 2012

#3WordCommencementSpeeches "Bye-bye, beer bongs."

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 16, 2012

#3WordCommencementSpeeches "Shoulda studied finance."

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 16, 2012

Other Twitterers piped up with their own ideas:

#3WordCommencementSpeeches "Abandon All Hope"

— ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ (@AmericanGypsea) May 16, 2012

#3WordCommencementSpeeches "Now start paying!"

— Donald McElligott (@WordOfDon) May 16, 2012

#3wordcommencementspeeches You are unemployed.

— John Boyer (@johnhboyer) May 16, 2012

"Truth hits tomorrow" #3WordCommencementSpeeches

— Marty Luther (@Stimulus4U) May 16, 2012

@iowahawkblog #3WordCommencementSpeeches You got hosed.

— Rick Cannon (@RCannon74) May 16, 2012

Sobered up yet? #3WordCommencementSpeeches

— Jefferi (@JeppyKeith) May 16, 2012

#3WordCommencementSpeeches "They Buy Plasma"

— Chuck Tipton (@ChuckTipton1) May 16, 2012

So, Twitchyites, what else ya got?

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