Al Qassam Brigades, the paramilitary arm of Hamas which has engaged in an ongoing Twitter war with Israel’s @IDFSpokesperson, tonight has claimed that Israel has surrendered. It’s unsure if that is the group’s interpretation of the cease fire agreement currently in effect, but followers are unconvinced.
— Robert Dov Aintabi (@robertdaintabi) November 22, 2012
— Roei Eisenberg (@roeberg) November 22, 2012
— Bjørn Erik Nebell (@BjornErikNebell) November 22, 2012
— Rami S. (@RamiVms) November 22, 2012
Oh yeah right, that’s really what happened @alqassambrigade
— S W Allen (@TheLordsBrother) November 22, 2012
In other breaking news, Al Qassam has claimed victory over Israel’s Pillar of Defense operation.
— Alqassam Brigades (@AlqassamBrigade) November 21, 2012
@alqassambrigade you guys should win more often. Win enough and none of you will be left
— jon (@jonnobravy) November 22, 2012
— Jeffrey (@inJEFFwetrust) November 22, 2012
@alqassambrigade you idiots are dreaming! We wiped out your rockets and”secret” terrorist tunnels!
— djschoen (@djschoen) November 22, 2012
— adam mowafi (@adammowafi) November 22, 2012
— chuck lewis (@chucklewis51) November 22, 2012
@alqassambrigade you call this a victory? No wonder you never get anywhere.
— Michael Wood (@hagaha_lol) November 22, 2012
@alqassambrigade nice bit of provocative propaganda there but clearly bullshit.
— Peter (@PJA1066) November 22, 2012
Not so fast, doubters. There are plenty of Hamas supporters around the world who perhaps are relying on Twitter and little else for their updates on the conflict.
@alqassambrigade Allahu akbar! And at the end we got it both ways, martyrdom and victory. May Allah take you all from strength to strength!
— SA Mujahida (@SAMujahida) November 22, 2012
— Siti Khothijah (@Mawar_Merah07) November 22, 2012
@alqassambrigade Congratulations , You have done duty.Allah will reward you for your effort إن شاء الله
— khalid el mousoui (@khalidelmousoui) November 22, 2012