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Class warfare link of the day: Libs launch ‘Romney just made’ website


Crack investigators on the Left have unearthed a truly game-changing piece of opposition research on Mitt Romney. You might want to sit down for this one. Ready?

Romney is rich. Very, very rich.

Did we blow your mind? Clearly Mitty Warbucks should back out of the presidential race immediately. After all, he committed the almost unspeakable sin of earning $27 million in 2010.


To spread the word about this oh-so-damning information, a new anti-Romney website helps visitors calculate how much the GOP challenger makes while the 99 percent suffer the soul-sucking drudgery of performing mundane tasks. Visitors input the time it takes to complete any activity and the site serves up a tweetable chunk of class warfare.

In the time it takes me to brush my teeth, Mitt Romney makes $649.02 – http://t.co/gzckTSJz #romneyjustmade

— Alex[Z]ander Furnas (@zfurnas) July 21, 2012

Mitt Romney makes $2,614.08 preheating an oven – http://t.co/qijJCTN3 #romneyjustmade

— Sheila Carter (@revealingmia) July 21, 2012

In the time it takes me to take a shower, Mitt Romney makes $4,326.80 – http://t.co/SDS0smjE #romneyjustmade

— Marie Claire Andrea (@marieclaireand) July 21, 2012

You’d think the sinister Romney made his loathsome millions managing sweatshops or mining blood diamonds. All while twirling his mustache with a white-gloved hand, natch.

But how he earned his money isn’t the issue. It’s that he earned it at all. To quote the class warrior in chief, “At a certain point, you’ve made enough money.”

The Left, of course, thinks this is the most clever line of attack evah!

BRILLIANT SITE –> In the time it takes me to do the dishes, Mitt Romney makes $3,245.10 – http://t.co/O52KgjV2 #romneyjustmade

— Matt Osborne (@OsborneInk) July 19, 2012

GREAT NEW TOOL! "How Much @MittRomney Just Made." http://t.co/DrsRBUN1 (RT fast & furiously) #p2

— Shoq (@Shoq) July 21, 2012

Sites like http://t.co/5EEbD7ow is the reason Al Gore invented the internet.

— Jeff Coburn (@Coburnicus) July 18, 2012

We’d confirm that with Gore, but we’re not sure he’d let us anywhere near his sprawling estate.

In the time it takes me to tweet this link , Mitt Romney makes $432.68 – http://t.co/Rlkqq21A #romneyjustmade

— Nick Seminerio (@NickSeminerio) July 19, 2012

Did you tweet that from your iPhone? And would you have an iPhone if  Steve Jobs had decided back in the 1980s that he’d “made enough money”?

Saturated in the politics of class warfare, progressives believe attacking wealth is a genius tactic. They’re certain that mocking and belittling Romney’s success is a surefire way to tilt the polling in President Obama’s favor.

But many voters will see this seething contempt for prosperity for what it is: disdain for the American Dream.

At first I'm depressed. Then I want to be like Mitt Romney http://t.co/PmDUBVED

— Po Xian (@PwnageOwnage) July 17, 2012

Funny. this is supposed to be bad. It #Motivates me to work harder. It is #Possible http://t.co/uFaApWxe #Imagine

— Dan Via (@Dan_Via) July 19, 2012

This is meant to be a slam, but really, it just makes me envious: http://t.co/uaOpC8Yf

— Paul Provenza (@PaulProvenza) July 21, 2012

Did I really just find the most amazing website ever? #Romney2012 http://t.co/lHGGlfcm

— Dean (@Dean_Miller21) July 20, 2012

I know that website is supposed to make Mitt look bad, but in my eyes success is not something that should be looked down upon. #Romney2012

— Dean (@Dean_Miller21) July 20, 2012

We found one liberal who gets it. But just one.

Mitt Romney's wealth is not the issue. Success should be admired and aspired to. Websites like this miss the point. http://t.co/UoFnXGe0

— Alexander Clark (@alexandermclark) July 18, 2012

The rest are busy branding Mitt Romney with a scarlet R for “rich.” Well, that and admitting they aren’t getting enough fiber in their diets.


In the time it takes me to poop, Mitt Romney makes $2,455.31 – http://t.co/7SHWTqM0 #romneyjustmade

— adam f. (@adamfork) July 20, 2012

Oh, and by the way, bang-up job on the site, guys! First-rate work.

A friendly warning: DO NOT leave #RomneyJustMade.com running. You'll be aghast. #BatterySuck #MemoryHogg

— ShyBuddha (@ShyBuddha) July 20, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/07/21/class-warfare-link-of-the-day-liberals-launch-romney-just-made-website/

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