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http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/200626496145072130

If you’ll recall, this morning the Washington Post scraped the bottom of the dirt barrel with their story on how Mitt Romney pretty much terrorized (!!!1!11!) a prep school classmate. The horror! Breitbart.com’s Ben Shapiro subsequently tore into them.

But perhaps the best dismantling of the WaPo‘s pathetic attempt at smearing Romney came from the Ace of Spades. Ace struck the perfect balance between mockery, shaming, and disgust.

I am very Concerned that the Rethuglican candidate for President is a Clipper Rapist. #rapeofthelock

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 10, 2012

As a lighthearted prank, Obama once ate a fucking dog.

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 10, 2012

Seamus. John Joseph Lauber. Anyone see a pattern? #howmanyvictimsdoesMittRomneyhave

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 10, 2012

Coroner's report: John Joseph Lauber died of a broken heart. #howcouldyouMittRomney

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 10, 2012

What aren't the police telling us about John Joseph Lauber's death? #theyrehidingsomethingIknowit

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 10, 2012

This is just like the Rutgers Gay Bullying case except the Suicide By Hazing took 46 years and also it wasn't suicide.

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 10, 2012

Well it was Suicide by Natural Causes. His shattered spirit just decided to give up on him, 46 years later.

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) May 10, 2012

Ace was also kind enough to spotlight these gems from fellow mockers:

Remember that prank when Obama took $800 billion of our lunch money & blew it on useless crap? That was hilarious.

— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) May 10, 2012

Wait. Romney "forcibly" cuts a guy's hair & now Mitt has perfect hair. It wasn't a prank…it was a ritual. Mitt's not you, he's a WARLOCK!

— DrewMTips (@DrewMTips) May 10, 2012

@AceofSpadesHQ On a larf, 37-year old Ted Kennedy killed a girl. (Oh, and WaPo didn't report it, while NYT only had 4 blurbs.)

— Will Antonin (@Will_Antonin) May 10, 2012

@AceofSpadesHQ @iowahawkblog Romney once forcibly painted the debate club treasurer's toenails bright pink #bully #BiffRomney

— KBDaBear (@kbdabear) May 10, 2012

@AceofSpadesHQ Remember that time Obama short-sheeted Israel? #wackypranks

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 10, 2012

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Related:

Great scoop on Romney’s prep school pranks, WaPo. Now ready to vet #ObamasTeenYears?

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/05/10/ace-of-spades-lets-the-wapo-have-it/

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