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Hilarious! Ace sets movie mockery sights on geographically challenged Senator

America's number one thriller writer is back! @SenLandrieu's new mystery…

E A S T S T. L O U I S ,
W E S T O F S T. L O U I S

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) June 13, 2013

Before we get rolling, here’s a little backstory from The Hollywood Reporter:

Steven Spielberg on Wednesday predicted an “implosion” in the film industry is inevitable, whereby a half dozen or so $250 million movies flop at the box office and alter the industry forever. What comes next — or even before then — will be price variances at movie theaters, where “you’re gonna have to pay $25 for the next Iron Man, you’re probably only going to have to pay $7 to see Lincoln.” He also said that Lincoln came “this close” to being an HBO movie instead of a theatrical release.

A Hollywood implosion, according to Steven Spielberg? Last night, Ace weighed in on what’s gone haywire in Tinseltown:

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/344988875279724545
http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/344989161519996929
http://twitter.com/#!/chuck_dizzle/status/344989562512236544
http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/344990596991164417
http://twitter.com/#!/jimmiebjr/status/344991746742165505

And then, the movie previews started, with Greg Gutfeld joining the fun:

in a world… where falling down is a crime…

W E E B L E S

One dared to fall.— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) June 13, 2013

@AceofSpadesHQ

One cup; five die

Y A H T Z E E

THIS FALL IN IMAX— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) June 13, 2013

A winding road. A lost king.

CANDYLAND

IT'S YOUR TURN: 2014— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) June 13, 2013

http://twitter.com/#!/greggutfeld/status/345018825428832256

Today, Sen. Mary Landrieu made her now famous comment that South Dakota shares a border with Canada. Ace then hilariously went from creating movies out of board games and breakfast cereals to crafting films inspired by the geographically challenged congresswoman:

In a land of mystery and confusion, one intrepid soul attempts to find a way.

T H E
L O S T
D A K O T A

Starring @SenLandrieu.— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) June 13, 2013

When a state goes missing, Detective @SenLandrieu is on the case. Can she discover….

W H I C H
W A Y
I S U P— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) June 13, 2013

In the world of the future, Canadian Empire has annexed North Dakota.

@SenLandrieu stars in…

B L O O D
O F T H E
M A P L E S— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) June 13, 2013

In the future, reliance on GPS has made the world geographically stupid. @SenLandrieu stars in…

M A P S :
H O W DO
T H EY W O R K ?— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) June 13, 2013

[email protected]SenLandrieu wanted a day-trip to Canada. But she wound up in a magical world of oil rigs and corn.

S T R A N G E
G E O G R A P H Y— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) June 13, 2013

They tried following her. They tried anticipating her every move.

They got lost.

@SenLandrieu in…

N O R T H B Y
S O U T H W E S T— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) June 13, 2013

In the future, a state has become a hi-tech prison. But @SenLandrieu has a… misleading map.

E S C A P E
F R O M
N O R T H
D A K O T A— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) June 13, 2013

In the future, one woman develops a dysfunctional relationship with her GPS. @SenLandrieu in…

R E – R O U T I N G ,
R E – R O U T I N G— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) June 13, 2013

[email protected]SenLandrieu wanted a holiday of sun 'n siestas. But she got so much more.

E L
N O R T E 2:
L O C O F R O M
T H E S N O W— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) June 13, 2013

[email protected]SenLandrieu wasn't looking for love– she was just looking for North Dakota. But she found so much more.

G U L F
O F
M O N T A N A— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) June 13, 2013

From producer @Matthops82

@SenLandrieu wanders into a coastal town where Love is a forbidden word.

B I S M A R K – B Y – T H E – S E A— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) June 13, 2013

America's number one thriller writer is back! @SenLandrieu's new mystery…

E A S T S T. L O U I S ,
W E S T O F S T. L O U I S— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) June 13, 2013

For divorced mom @SenLandrieu, there was only thing more confusing than the human heart.

T H E
C O N C E P T
O F
N O R T H— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) June 13, 2013

Perhaps if Steven Spielberg could convince Hollywood to run with any or all of these hilarious ideas, the implosion of Hollywood could be staved off … for a while.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/06/13/hilarious-ace-sets-movie-mockery-sights-on-geographically-challenged-sen-landrieu/

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