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Hungry kids revolt against Michelle Obama’s tiny school lunches


GQ ruffled the feathers of Michelle Obama fans yesterday by naming the first lady to its list of “25 Least Influential People Alive,” but her influence looms large in the nation’s school cafeterias. Voters turned out in force to demand a second helping of Barack Obama, but Michelle’s signature effort, the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010, has left a lot of hungry kids hoping for a change back to larger lunches.

Dang, I gotta get used to the super small school lunches (thanks to Michelle Obama) all over again since I ate so much over the break.

— Taylor Brooks (@brookstaylorh) November 26, 2012

It’s not the first sign of a student uprising against #MichelleOsSchoolLunchMenu, which earlier this year inspired a hit YouTube parody, “We Are Hungry.” Now, with not a Twinkie in sight as far as the eye can see, the kids are getting cranky.

#ThoughtsDuringSchool what is up with this lunch, Michelle Obama? #ImHungry

— Aaliya Berry (@aaliyalashan) November 29, 2012

Thank you, Michelle Obama. No really. Thank you. Us athletes are just completely full after a lunch like thi instagr.am/p/Sg4JrNRbps/

— Adam Shinn (@Shinnaynay15) November 27, 2012

Michelle Obama🔫 you made our bad school lunches worse. #congratulations

— Carrie. (@getcarriedawaay) November 26, 2012

#ImNotAFanOf Michelle Obama’s low-calorie school lunches #biggirlprobz

— bree fredrick (@BreeezyF_baby) November 28, 2012

“@breeezyf_baby: #ImNotAFanOf Michelle Obama’s low-calorie school lunches #biggirlprobz” no shit! #bull #weneedfood !!!!

— sarah marvin (@sarah_anmari) November 28, 2012

Thank You For Making School Lunches Smaller, “Healthy”, Michelle Obama. Now, Our Children are hungry: nokidhungry.org

— M7BabyKitten (@M7BabyKitten) November 27, 2012

I just want to say thank you Michelle Obama for making our school lunches crap. #NeverAnythingGood #JustTrynaEat

— Sophie buelow (@s_buelow04) November 29, 2012

Yo Michelle Obama pls stop fuckin up the school lunches why ru tryna make school even worse we can’t all have ur toned arms ok

— Anna Levinson (@annalevinsonxx) November 28, 2012

thanks Michelle Obama for making me starve at lunch. #singleservingmyass

— Katie Lindloff (@KatieLindloff) November 28, 2012

Michelle Obama are you president? Are you my mom? No. So stop telling me how many calories I’m allowed to have at lunch. #IWANTBACON

— Nicolette Krall (@Nicolettttteeee) November 27, 2012

Sick and tired of Michelle Obama takingour condiments, juices and good foods out of our schools! #NOTPRESIDENT #STRIKE on school lunch!!

— Chelsea Lynn (@Chelynn_22) November 26, 2012

#ThoughtsDuringSchool Fuck Michelle Obama and her “Healthy lunch” program! Bitch I want my Chips and Juice back 😡😡😡

— bitch. (@Jp_Freshh) November 28, 2012

Fuck Michelle Obama, I have to pay more money at lunch now to actually be full.

— CapnManagingGodFilly (@CapnFilly) November 27, 2012

Best thanksgiving quote. My 12 year old cousin “I hate Michelle obama because she messed up my lunch”

— Jake Lucas (@JakeLucas1650) November 23, 2012

Did you know that schools havestudents that started BLACK MARKETS for additional lunch foods? WHAT DID YOU DO MICHELLE OBAMA? WHO ARE YOU.

— Caleb Hewett (@ninja_caleb731) November 25, 2012

Definitely bringing my lunch tomorrow. Michelle Obama won’t control my lunch anymore. #heckyes #boycotting

— Macey Jenkins (@Macey_Jenkins) November 27, 2012

Hmm… By 2016, many of these hungry kids will be even hungrier. Is this the issue that could win the youth vote for the GOP?

Michelle Obama tried to in act change and take French fries and other bs out of school lunches… That’s socialism though

— Brother Mouzone (@Jigga_Jay_T) November 28, 2012

Ew Michelle Obama on Top Chef talking about how school lunches can be healthy and delicious… #uhmNO #Howwouldyouknow #romney2016 #NObama

— Whitney Sharpe (@WhitneySharpe94) November 29, 2012

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