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If DNC convention has no attendees, will it make a sound?

http://twitter.com/#!/ellencarmichael/status/217699888241197056

Seriously, how are our aching sides going to last through November? Stop, Democrats, and let us at least catch our breaths!

First, President Obama broadcast his own failures by whining about how no one will send him any of their cash money. Now, the Democratic National Convention may not even happen in its entirety. Why? No cash.

@jtLOL @TheDemocrats I will regift The Democrat party my wedding presents.

— Pat Wilson (@OrinocoPat) June 26, 2012

And, no interest! Everyone is bailing, including Senator Claire McCaskill. Mr. Unprecedented becomes Mr. Radioactive.

RT @ZekeJMiller: RT @igorbobic: Scoop by @pemalevy: Claire McCaskill not attending Democratic National Convention: http://t.co/1osMVKjL

— Ben Domenech (@bdomenech) June 26, 2012

McCaskill was one of the first senators to endorse then-Senator Obama in the 2008 primary.

— Stefan Becket (@stefanjbecket) June 26, 2012

RT @evanmc_s: McCaskill was primetime speaker at 08 dem convo: http://t.co/15RV4do3. This time? Not going: http://t.co/kbp0Finc

— Josh Kraushaar (@HotlineJosh) June 26, 2012

What a difference a few years, and an utter failure of a presidency, make!

Oh, please let them hold it anyway so we can see some hilarious photos. Likely as many attendees as their “awesome” Romney Roadshow events. Gasping for breath!

Twitter users step up to the plate to offer the DNC some much needed advice. And, you know, mocking.

Will Michelle Obama even attend the Democratic convention?

— Sam Stein (@samsteinhp) June 26, 2012

Democratic National Convention moved to a Ramada Inn off I-85.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) June 26, 2012

If this many in his party were bailing on attending the convention of an incumbent GOP POTUS, media would spin it as sign of his extremism.

— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) June 26, 2012

At this point, it's more news-worthy when someone IS going to the Democrat convention. @TheDemocrats

— Kevin Eder (@keder) June 26, 2012

Is Obama still going to the Dem convention?

— Kevin Eder (@keder) June 26, 2012

Instead of having all of these people not go to the Democrat National Convention, @woodhouseb, why not just uninvite @BarackObama?

— One Who Remembers (@lheal) June 26, 2012

BREAKING NEWS: Unlike an increasing number of Democrat lawmakers, I will be in Charlotte this summer for the party's national convention.

— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) June 26, 2012

Perhaps it would be quicker to tell us who *is* going to the Dem Nationall Convention, @woodhouseb. http://t.co/UFn1Fl2y #Obama2012 #p2

— One Who Remembers (@lheal) June 26, 2012

https://twitter.com/MattCover/status/217631228441014275

And, a trending hashtag: #BetterThanAttendingDNConvention (and #BetterThanAttendingDNCConvention)

https://twitter.com/Capit0lism/status/217705517420781569

Running a wood plane up your shin. #BetterThanAttendingDNConvention

— Duane Lester (@Bodhi1) June 26, 2012

Paper cut….on your eyeball. #BetterThanAttendingDNConvention

— Jim Jamitis (@anthropocon) June 26, 2012

Attending a Nickelback Concert #BetterThanAttendingDNConvention

— AAN (@AAN) June 26, 2012

Oh, man. That smarts!

Asking Meghan McCain to comment on politics #BetterThanAttendingDNConvention

— Demetrius Minor (@dminor85) June 26, 2012

Having to watch a Robert Pattinson movie #BetterThanAttendingDNConvention

— Krystle (@TarheelKrystle) June 26, 2012

Maybe the DNC should just have their convention on Twitter, we could make it a hastag game #BetterThanAttendingDNConvention

— Melody (@prfekrdumbrella) June 26, 2012

Reading tweets about soccer. #BetterThanAttendingDNCConvention

— Kevin Eder (@keder) June 26, 2012

Oh, my. Make that happen!

And keep them coming, Twitter.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/06/26/betterthanattendingdncconvention-demplosion-if-a-democrat-convention-has-no-attendees-does-it-make-a-sound/

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