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Lady parts engage in feminist love fest, conservatives set the record straight

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/301349943245934592

Liberal feminists are patting each other on the back for persevering despite being forced to live in an oppressive patriarchal society:

I cannot believe the number of women I see getting viciously harassed on Twitter because they take a stand against violence.

— Melissa McEwan (@Shakestweetz) February 11, 2013

Not only are their (our) harassers shameless nightmares, they only serve to PROVE THE FUCKING POINT.

— Melissa McEwan (@Shakestweetz) February 11, 2013

And of course when I say I can’t believe it HA HA I CAN TOTALLY BELIEVE IT. I am just contemptuous beyond eloquence.

— Melissa McEwan (@Shakestweetz) February 11, 2013

I mean, when you see someone saying “rape is wrong” or “gun violence is terrible” and your first instinct is to harass and silence them…

— Melissa McEwan (@Shakestweetz) February 11, 2013

…then your instincts are garbage and you are an asshole.

— Melissa McEwan (@Shakestweetz) February 11, 2013

Tell one public feminist/womanist thank you today. Seriously. Just tell them thanks for navigating that shit. #notme #tellsomeoneelse

— Melissa McEwan (@Shakestweetz) February 11, 2013

Ask and you shall receive, Melissa. #TellAFeministThankYou is now trending nationally:

And producing gems like these:

You explained how what I thought ‘normal’ was socially constructed and showed me a less oppressive world is possible. #TellAFeministThankYou

— Malte (@history_infamy) February 12, 2013

#TellAFeministThankYou to every woman and man unafraid to call themselves one.

— Mary Beth Williams (@embeedub) February 12, 2013

#TellAFeministThankYou 2 my mom for replacing “farmer & his wife” with “farmers” in books when I was a kid bc “she works on the farm too.”

— Rebecca Eisenberg (@ryeisenberg) February 12, 2013

[email protected]sandrafluke Thank you for your bravery! And for standing up to gasbags like Rush Limbaugh! #TellAFeministThankYou

— Highly scatological (@RaisingOneBrow) February 12, 2013

Barf. Sorry, but how has canonizing women like Sandra Fluke furthered women’s cause? Since when did promoting a culture of lady parts and government dependency warrant gratitude? The answer is never, and conservatives are injecting much-needed doses of reality into the feminist faux narrative:

#TellAFeministThankYou for making free birth control a bigger priority than having a job.

— Chelsea (@chelseagrunwald) February 12, 2013

#TellAFeministThankYou for Margaret Sanger, racist and eugenicist founder of Planned Parenthood. #IStand4Life

— April Casey (@xAprilCasey) February 12, 2013

#TellAFeministThankYouFor blind allegiance to a party that supports policies that limit opportunity at every turn.

— Amy (@CAAmyO) February 12, 2013

#TellAFeministThankYou for supporting Planned Parenthood…B/c nothing says “we support women” like helping sexual abusers hide their deeds.

— Marybeth(@MBGlenn) February 12, 2013

#TellAFeministThankYou for continually proving their hypocrisy by demanding to be treated equal to men while asking for exceptions.

— HBIC (@DreadfulPenny81) February 12, 2013

#TellAFeministThankYou for making their hypocrisy loud and clear. They cry “oppression” here in America and ignore women in Middle East.

— Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) February 12, 2013

#TellAFeministThankYou for prioritizing free crap from the government over individual liberty and personal responsibility.

— Sunny (@sunnyright) February 12, 2013

#TellAFeministThankYou if you think marriage is oppressive but government sugar daddy welfare programs liberate you.

— Modern Comments (@moderncomments) February 12, 2013

Thanks, @codepink, for embarrassing yourselves by dressing up as vaginas. I now understand modern feminism. #TellAFeministThankYou

— Katie Johnson (@kjon) February 12, 2013

#TellAFeministThankYou for ordering the government stay out of their bedrooms while simultaneously demanding free birth control & abortions.

— #RepublicanGirlProbs (@RepubGrlProbs) February 12, 2013

#TellAFeministThankYou for trying to convince girls they cannot make it on their own & must look to the government to meet their every need.

— Stevie J. West (@StevieJWest) February 12, 2013

#TellAFeministThankYou for teaching young women that birth control & abortions on demand are more important than self respect. #IStand4Life

— April Casey (@xAprilCasey) February 12, 2013

#TellAFeministThankYou For teaching us that objectification & wearing vulgar costumes is empowerment & respecting life is oppressive. #tcot

— Marybeth(@MBGlenn) February 12, 2013

#TellAFeministThankyou for making men in the workplace afraid to be kind or friendly.

— Kelly (@flyoverangel) February 12, 2013

#TellAFeministThankYou for demonizing men, rather than celebrating women. You don’t need to bring someone else down in order to be equal.

— Debbie M. (@mosesmosesmoses) February 12, 2013

#TellAFeministThankYou for making it clear lady parts are way more important than lady brains

— GeoKat (@geo_love1) February 12, 2013

That is what radical feminism hath wrought — and it’s nothing to celebrate.

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