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‘Life in the cemetery is pretty boring’ and other reasons to vote for Obama


Why vote for President Obama? Hmm. There must be some reason pulling the lever for The One is a good idea. Give us a sec. We’ll think of something.


Yes, really. But as with other liberal hashtags, it’s conservative mockery dominating the #ReasonsToVoteForObama stream.

Because life in the cemetery is pretty boring #ReasonsToVoteForObama

— Regulus de Leo (@RegulusdeLeo) June 30, 2012

#ReasonsToVoteForObama You love living in your mommy's basement.

— Karl ‏ ن‏Kroshinsky (@KarlKroshinsky) June 30, 2012

#ReasonsToVoteForObama Because I am invested… My wedding gifts went to Michelle.

— Gramzy7 (@Gramzy7) June 30, 2012

#ReasonsToVoteForObama The nice man with the nightstick outside the polling place suggested it was better for my health.

— Proof (@ProofBlog) June 30, 2012

#ReasonsToVoteForObama Because my grandparents in Chicago still do and they've been dead since the 60's.

— Karl ‏ ن‏Kroshinsky (@KarlKroshinsky) June 30, 2012

#ReasonsToVoteForObama you were buried in Chicago

— Bill Carter (@theeasybeats) June 30, 2012

#ReasonsToVoteForObama Cause I want to see how flexible Obama can be with Russia in his 2nd term

— HELEN J MCNETT (@Helen_McNett) June 30, 2012

#ReasonsToVoteForObama You have always wanted to work for the IRS.

— wasn't me (@davilch) June 30, 2012

#ReasonsToVoteForObama Because you like your Mexican gangs to be well armed. #FastandFurious

— Andrea Chapman (@STL_Blonde) June 30, 2012

#ReasonsToVoteForObama Because I have no idea what I should be eating & desperately need to be taxed into good behavior. #tcot

— Marybeth (@MBGlenn) June 30, 2012

#ReasonsToVoteForObama – because I belong to the golf caddies union.

— Lisa S. (@KYChaos) June 30, 2012

#ReasonsToVoteForObama You are a DOJ staffer up to your ears in #fastandfurious.

— wasn't me (@davilch) June 30, 2012

We’ll leave you with this tweet that nutshells the conservative Twittersphere’s thoughts on why your vote should go to President Obama.


— william r. johnston (@retsucag) June 30, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/06/30/life-in-the-cemetery-is-pretty-boring-and-other-great-reasons-to-vote-for-obama/

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