Ugh, love. Gross.
1. Just when you thought Valentine’s Day was over and you didn’t have to see anymore adorable public displays of affection, swimming superstar (and occasional drunk driver) Michael Phelps posted this engagement photo on Instagram.
2. His bride-to-be is Nicole Johnson, who was Miss California in 2010. Here the pair can be seen celebrating their love/reminding you how single you are.
It’s been a long, cold winter for you, hasn’t it?
3. Phelps will be back in the pool on March 6 at the end of a six-month suspension from USA Swimming over his second drunk-driving arrest, after which he went into rehab.
4. Congrats to the happy couple on ~taking the plunge~.
I’ll show myself out.