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North Korea test-fires long-range rocket, claims satellite enters orbit


North Korea has test-fired a long-range missile, with a trajectory over Okinawa and the Philippines. Naturally, South Korea and Japan are not happy. North Korean state-run radio says that the nation has put a satellite in orbit.

(URGENT) President Lee convenes emergency security meeting over N. Korea rocket launch bit.ly/VyOZjZ

— Yonhap News Agency (@YonhapNews) December 12, 2012

*Japan Govt: North Korea Missile Appears to Have Flown Over Okinawa Pref

— Chun Han Wong (@ByChunHan) December 12, 2012

FLASH: North Korea confirms satellite successfully entered orbit: Yonhap

— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) December 12, 2012

Many initial reports called the launch a failure, but later reports indicated that it was successful. Some are claiming that it may have achieved “staging,” which means that the rocket’s three stages fired as expected. The third stage might have fallen as far away as the Philippines, according to reports. Hence, the claim of a satellite launch seems to have some credibility, at least in terms of the rocket not disintegrating.

Nork ICBM appears to have achieved staging. Uh oh.

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) December 12, 2012

This gloating may be premature. RT @gizmodo: Ha. Silly North Korea tried to launch another scary rocket and failed gizmo.do/fprRjtV

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) December 12, 2012

Japan: 1st stage-200km W of Korean Peninsula in Yellow Sea, 2nd stage-300km SW in E. China sea, 3rd stage-300km E of Philippines

— Security Clearance(@natlsecuritycnn) December 12, 2012

Like i said: debris = stages. twitter.com/natlsecuritycn…

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) December 12, 2012

@cuffymeh So, it was a successful launch? That’s how I read your tweets.

— Ken Gardner (@kesgardner) December 12, 2012

@kesgardner dunno yet. But I wouldn’t call it an instant failure either. There could be a sat up there right now.

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) December 12, 2012

While Asians are worrying, many Americans are turning to snark as the weapon of choice.

BREAKING: N Korea says rocket launch “unfortunate mistake. Dear Leader Kim Jong-Un thought he was microwaving a Hot Pocket.” #tcot

— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) December 12, 2012

Seriously.. North Korea is like a shit stain in underwear. It serves no purpose but to be annoying and undesirable

— Paul(@2PapiPaul) December 12, 2012

@vicioussweetie @uncle_phil: North Korea launched long range missile. Wtf?? Mayans said we had 10 more days! Stupid Mayans!

— phil fennelly (@uncle_phil) December 12, 2012

North Korea launched another missile? When will they ever learn lol silly communists

— Adrian Anguiano (@Ey_YoAdrian) December 12, 2012

PSY said, “Did I mention how much I love US soldiers?” RT @ap South Korea says North Korea has fired a long-range rocket in a defiant move.

— Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) December 12, 2012

UPDATE: North Korea claims they launched a rocket, but it turned out to be one of Kim Jong-un’s many disgusting snot rockets.

— Disalmanac (@Disalmanac) December 12, 2012

@disalmanac I’m fairly certain that their rockets work on some convoluted US Aid Rice and pulley / catapult system.

— UncleSpuds (@UncleSpuds) December 12, 2012

Oh what a surprise North Korea have done something stupid, didn’t see that coming!

— Sean Owen (@AbusedDecoy) December 12, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/12/11/north-korea-launches-long-range-rocket-debris-in-philippines-claims-satellite-enters-orbit/

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