Chris Anderson is a man of many things. He’s a power forward for the Denver Nuggets, he looks like he may have possibly been a lesser villain in a Steven Segal movie, he has so many colorful tattoos his arms look like a bowl of fruit loops, he does an awkward celebration thing that has garnered him the nickname “Birdman,” but finally, Chris Anderson has completed his opus, and done something we’ll really remember him for:
He’s become the target of a child pornography investigation.
Denver may have won last night… But Chris Anderson aka The Birdman is still being investigated for Internet Crimes Against Children… #Lakers
— ♛ Ms. 愛興 ♛ (@MsLoveJoy) May 11, 2012
Kobe might not be able to play because of bad health and Chris Anderson was arrested by Colorado State Police. I just love opposite day!
— Not Bill Walton (@NotBillWalton) May 11, 2012
Police search the house of Denver Nuggets' Chris 'Birdman' Andersen in child predators investigation. http://t.co/Vj0Y4rtn
— New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) May 11, 2012
No arrests have been officially reported or confirmed, and the investigation is still ongoing, but there’s no way to suggest that this could be any sort of good news for the Denver big man.
Just what do the people on Twitter have to say about it? Surely they will be thoroughly discussing the case, the possibilities, and the implications, right? Maybe they’ll even solve the mystery!
Chris Anderson got all these women chasing him and he trying to seduce kids wtf
— Adam (@mosley_a) May 11, 2012
I'll never be able to score on little kids in 2K with Chris Anderson again 🙁
— Darth Malak (@alexmalaki) May 11, 2012
Did you really think all of Chris Anderson's tattoos were designed by him? He let kids draw them on with crayola markers before he got them
— Chris J ⚓ (@Masta_C) May 11, 2012
"I need a mattress in this van." -Me wanting a nap at work or Chris "birdman" Anderson driving by an elementary school?
— Orville Redenbacher (@NuttinOnYou) May 11, 2012
Chris Anderson arrested for Internet crimes against children?!? Is that why he gets tatted to look like a coloring book?
— Steve Patton (@StevenPatton) May 11, 2012
Ok, well, before we all jump to conclusions, we think the evidence needs to be gone through in thorough fashion. Let’s take a look at what we have so far:
Before anyone jumps to conclusions on Chris Anderson. Does this look like the face of a Kiddie Internet Criminal? http://t.co/hOxPm5Rj
— Peter Burns (@PeterBurnsESPN) May 10, 2012
Decide this one for yourselves, readers.