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Obama admin official likens strike to forcing Assad to eat Cheerios with a fork

http://twitter.com/#!/jimgeraghty/status/377082629864296448

Is this what John Kerry meant by “unbelievably small”? Cheerio-sized?

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/377083691580661760
http://twitter.com/#!/justinjdc/status/377082961851867136

Check out what our intellectual betters in the Obama administration are coming up with:

A second senior official, who has seen the most recent planning, offered this metaphor to describe such a strike: If Assad is eating Cheerios, we’re going to take away his spoon and give him a fork. Will that degrade his ability to eat Cheerios? Yes. Will it deter him? Maybe. But he’ll still be able to eat Cheerios.

Brilliant. Truly.

http://twitter.com/#!/dcseth/status/377093405882331137

Smartest. Administration. EVAH.

http://twitter.com/#!/AVoiceofReason/status/377091934067900416
http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/377092026162225152

Yep. Not to mention infinitely more mockable:

http://twitter.com/#!/dcseth/status/377094319913435136

Obama and friends are on a roll.

http://twitter.com/#!/jimgeraghty/status/377083151979257858
http://twitter.com/#!/Heminator/status/377083181595623424

Good question.

http://twitter.com/#!/seanagnew/status/377094516747939841

What does he have to say about this?

http://twitter.com/#!/ConservativeLA/status/377085036115554304
http://twitter.com/#!/KatMcKinley/status/377095770559614976
http://twitter.com/#!/BenHowe/status/377097982891413504
http://twitter.com/#!/RickSheridan/status/377095928961716224
http://twitter.com/#!/somethingfishie/status/377094435571380224
http://twitter.com/#!/mitrebox/status/377088922372681728
http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/377095502183268352

In conclusion:

http://twitter.com/#!/jimgeraghty/status/377086739107434496

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/09/09/super-syria-l-obama-admin-official-likens-strike-to-forcing-assad-to-eat-cheerios-with-a-fork/

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