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Oof: Biden’s ‘shooting for Tuesday’ to deliver gun violence recommendations

http://twitter.com/#!/jamiedupree/status/289827890370068480

Has Uncle Joe been chooming with Obama again? Several days of gun control meetings have given the vice president an awful lot to think about (and we know how taxing that can be for him). He’s now got to put together everything he’s learned so that he can deliver his recommendations for curbing gun violence to President Obama. And he made sure to tell us so with his trademark eloquence and sensitivity:

Oy Vey!MT @alinbcnews: in meeting on GUN VIOLENCE, Biden uses the phrases “no silver bullet” and “we’re shooting for Tuesday”

— Curtis Hewston (@CuHewston) January 11, 2013

Shooting? RT @zekejmiller: Biden: On next Tuesday’s deadline: “I’m shooting for Tuesday. I hope I get it done by then.”

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) January 11, 2013

He really can’t be this stupid. MT @markknoller: Biden also said he’s “shooting for Tuesday” to deliver his gun violence [ideas] to Obama.

— Matt Cover (@MattCover) January 11, 2013

That’s just our Joe!

Biden says he’s “shooting for Tuesday” to deliver his gun violence recommendations to the President. I love Joe Biden.

— Eli Attie (@EliAttie) January 11, 2013

@jamiedupreeBiden “shooting for Tues”?Hasn’t anyone told him to shut up. His choice of words/analogies highlight his ignorance.

— Michele Dyer (@mimaillady) January 11, 2013

Since we’re here, we might as well do some mockery:

Biden: “Some say my totally inappropriate gun metaphors are misfiring!”

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) January 11, 2013

Taking dead aim? RT @jamiedupree: Biden says he’s “shooting for Tuesday” to give the Pres his recommendations on ways to stem gun violence

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) January 11, 2013

Biden: “I’ve got my sights trained on hitting our target date. But if we miss I’ll just reload.”

— bradcundiff (@bradcundiff) January 11, 2013

“We’re going to write some killer legislation, I promise you that.” — Joe Biden

— Dan Amira (@DanAmira) January 11, 2013

With silver bullet? RT @markknoller: Biden also said he’s “shooting for Tuesday” to deliver his gun violence recommendations to Pres. Obama.

— JDPunditz (@jdonels) January 11, 2013

Joe goes shooting his mouth off again.

— mitrebox (@mitrebox) January 11, 2013

I think Biden is really hitting the target with his anti-gun comments. Right on the mark.

— JDPunditz (@jdonels) January 11, 2013

Biden: “We should keep our powder dry!”

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) January 11, 2013

@cuffymeh Biden: “We should be deliberate about this discussion. We can’t just be shooting from the hip.”

— Matthew DesOrmeaux (@cynicusprime) January 11, 2013

Biden: “Now, you may recoil a bit after you hear this…”

— Miké (@ThePantau) January 11, 2013

@cuffymeh Biden can’t help it. These puns are semi-automatic.

— AG (@AG_Conservative) January 11, 2013

Badum-CH!

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