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#PaulRyanAttacks: What will Obama and the Left try next? Hilarity ensues



Twitter users helped President Obama come up with some “FACTS” earlier. Now, they are predicting what super lame attacks on Paul Ryan the Left will try next. Hilarity, of course, ensues.

Upcoming Obama ads will accuse Ryan of recommending "dangerous, reckless swerving" to captain of the Titanic.

— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) August 13, 2012

Heh. Sounds like this needs a hashtag! #PaulRyanAttacks to the rescue!

RT @SonnyBunch: Paul Ryan uses poor children and destitute seniors as the fuel for the bonfire that heats his mansion. #PaulRyanAttacks

— Ben Domenech (@bdomenech) August 13, 2012

#LowBlow | RT @SonnyBunch: Paul Ryan claims to love the Packers. But he secretly cheers for the Minnesota Vikings. #PaulRyanAttacks

— Sean Hackbarth (@seanhackbarth) August 13, 2012

Paul Ryan opens microwaves without pressing "stop," takes his food out, closes the door, and walks away without resetting. #PaulRyanAttacks

— Brian Jones (@FlashHeart59) August 13, 2012

Paul Ryan flips a coin before he kills seniors with their own oxygen tank. Heads they die. Tails they die. #PaulRyanAttacks

— Justen Charters (@JustenCharters) August 13, 2012

Paul Ryan sent McKayla Maroney a bitchy text before her silver medal vault performance. #PaulRyanAttacks

— Andrew Stiles (@AndrewStilesUSA) August 13, 2012


#PaulRyanAttacks RT @JonahNRO I have been told that Paul Ryan worships Crom.

— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) August 13, 2012

Paul Ryan has always been proud of America. See? SEE? Radical! RADDDDIIIICALLLL! #paulryanattacks

— Moe Lane (@moelane) August 13, 2012

He has never written a memoir. #PaulRyanAttacks

— Andrew Stiles (@AndrewStilesUSA) August 13, 2012

#PaulRyanAttacks MT @TPCarney: After he pushed grannie off cliff, he sold the wheelchair to Kochs for scrap, which they used to make bombs.

— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) August 13, 2012

Nice. Bonus points for tying in the leftist boogey man “Kochtopus” with Ryan.

Keep them coming, Twitter!


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