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Surprise! Mark Zuckerberg changes his status to ‘married’


Yep, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has tied the knot with his college sweetheart, Priscilla Chan. According to AP, wedding guests “thought they were coming to celebrate Chan’s graduation [from U.C. San Francisco medical school] but were told after they arrived that the event was in fact a wedding.” PUNK’D!

Naturally, Twitter had quite a bit to say about all this. (Twitter has quite a bit to say about everything.)

First off, there was near-universal agreement that the couple’s wedding photo sucks:

http://t.co/pEDajPpB Zuckerberg wedding photo..I would think they could look happier.

— Little B*&%H (@sassylassee) May 20, 2012

If I had half the fortune of Mark Zuckerberg, I'd spend more money on my wedding outfits and photographer.

— MERVYN CHAN (@mervynchan) May 20, 2012

Zuckerberg's wedding picture posted on his facebook is weird & lame. Can't billionaire hire a good photographer? pic.twitter.com/cprF73Cd

— Kristine Herryanto (@babysmurf) May 20, 2012

From Chan’s Facebook page, a happier photo:

Naturally, there was faux concern about Zuckerberg’s financial security:

Mark Zuckerberg gets married ……that must have been one hellava pre nup.

— La Haq (@LaHaq) May 20, 2012

That Zuckerberg pre-nup looks like "War & Peace" mixed with a few WW2 treaties. Congrats to him!

— Brandon Caldwell (@_brandoc) May 20, 2012

Mark Zuckerberg has married Priscilla Chan. She said "I didn't marry him for all his money..But I am going to divorce him for half of it"

— Bob Kostic (@causticbob) May 20, 2012

Remember, if Zuckerberg loses half his fortune he will be worth only $10 billion. With gas at $4/gallon, nobody can live on that!

As you might expect, Twitter had quite a bit to say about the ethnicity of Zuckerberg’s bride.

Mark Zuckerberg: one of the few non-asian men who an asian father would let marry their daughter.

— Hulisani Khorombi (@Smurfie_sa) May 20, 2012

FB's Mark Zuckerberg got married: http://t.co/yN19lbFX every nerd's dream come true, marrying an asian girl.

— Elle (@ellePSNStores) May 20, 2012


And on and on:

Congratulations, Mark Zuckerberg! As a gift, I got you the names of all my friends, a list of my favorite movies, and some photos of me!

— Tim Carvell (@timcarvell) May 20, 2012

Mark Zuckerberg, you may now poke the bride.

— Brendan Maclean (@macleanbrendan) May 20, 2012


Well, you get the idea.

All in all, it was a great week for Mr. Zuckerberg. Congratulations!

Congrats to Mark Zuckerberg & Priscilla who got married yesterday in surprise ceremony! He's a simple man despite the wealth. It's admirable

— Melody Hossaini (@Melody_Hossaini) May 20, 2012

Facebook CEO is Married! Congratulations lucky man to marry long time love Priscilla. Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla, haPpy ever after

— ruby rodriguez (@rodriguezruby) May 20, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/05/20/surprise-mark-zuckerberg-changes-his-status-to-married/

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