By now, you’re no doubt aware that John Edwards is on trial for campaign finance corruption. Well, we’re not entirely sure the former trial lawyer knows what a trial actually entails because when he’s not watching football games, he’s flirting with jurors. Ah, Mr. Silky Pony. Ever the consummate professional.
Naturally, Twitterers saw fit to mock him for his randy-ness. Even Mother Jones (!) joined in on the action.
Here are the rest of the top ten #JohnEdwardsPickupLines, according to Twitchy, arbiter of all things top ten-y.
"We don't need a condom. Campaign contributions are MY protection." #JohnEdwardsPickupLines
— Shady (@snipershady) May 25, 2012
#JohnEdwardsPickUpLines The jury isn't the only thing that's hung.
— Big Dawg (@BigDogTheory) May 25, 2012
You know, there is one thing that is even harder than covering up a love child with campaign funds… [wink] #JohnEdwardsPickupLines
— Slick (@FirstDude4Hire) May 25, 2012
So which one of you jurors is going to get me off? #johnedwardspickuplines
— Brent S. Sirota (@BrentSirota) May 25, 2012
"Would you like to come over and see my collection of briefs?" #JohnEdwardsPickupLines
— Barracks O'Bama (@P0TUS) May 25, 2012
“Do you like my hair? Costs me $4000 per week. Go ahead, touch it.” #johnedwardspickuplines
— Charly J. (@chuck_dizzle) May 25, 2012
There may be 2 Americas but there's just one of you. #JohnEdwardsPickupLines
— Amy Otto (@AmyOtto8) May 25, 2012
— Mike Barr (@maxnrgmike) May 25, 2012
What's your sign? Cancer? Sorry, deal breaker. #johnEdwardspickuplines
— Kristina Ribali (@KristinaRibali) May 25, 2012