Twitter is buzzing with the news that Snooki of “Jersey Shore” gave birth to her first child, Lorenzo Dominic LaValle.
— MTV News (@MTVNews) August 26, 2012
There is, of course, some good-natured ribbing going on.
It's a boy! Congrats Snooki & Jionni who have welcomed a mini guido in to the world – Lorenzo Dominic LaValle.
— The Edge (@TheEdgeNZ) August 26, 2012
The Left, however, veered into disgusting territory.
Is it too late for Snooki to have an abortion?
— Beth Breidigam (@beth3390) August 26, 2012
Snooki just had her baby. Is it still too late for an abortion?
— Ted Bracewell (@Tedakin) August 26, 2012
Snooki's in labor. I think a mega late term abortion is in order.
— FIEND (@Some_Foliage) August 26, 2012
so apparently snooki is in labor, too bad she didnt get an abortion, can only hope for a miscarriage
— Fenn (@i_am_fenn) August 26, 2012
And these oh-so-caring folks must have Margaret Sanger smiling; see, only some people are “good enough” to have babies. Remember, she wanted to stop the “multiplication of the unfit.” It “takes a village to raise a child,” only if the Left believes you are good enough to have one.
#Snooki had a baby. So, are you still anti-abortion?
— Sunshine megatron (@bigred1369) August 26, 2012
Snooki's going into labor has caused the GOP to entirely rethink their whole position on abortion and 'personhood', I'm sure.
— Chris O'Connor (@ChristopOConnor) August 26, 2012
Abortion exceptions should always include rape, incest, and Snooki.
— Joe Beuerlein (@theartfulbadger) August 26, 2012
If you want a great argument in favor of abortion, just remember that Snooki is in labor right now. We could have prevented this!
— E.M. (@randomscreename) August 25, 2012
Snooki is in labor.. gop, are you still anti-abortion? #moreabortionsplz
— ಠ_ಠ (@jizzywinks) August 26, 2012
Snooki is the reason I believe in abortion.
— Sterling (@TeamSterlo) August 26, 2012
No, lefties. Republicans don’t “rethink” their position on abortion based on a disgusting Better Than You premise. They, unlike you, believe that all life is valuable and equal.
And vile meets idiot.
Snooki's having a baby?! Another reason why abortion (in USA) should be legal.
— Dhriti Menon (@DittyIsOnFire) August 21, 2012
Twitchy congratulates Snooki on her new bundle of joy. Best wishes to mama and baby!
Update: Snooki’s first tweet about her son:
I am SO IN LOVE with my son Lorenzo Dominic ! I had my little man last night, healthy at 6lbs! HE'S MY WORLD! ❤
— Nicole Polizzi (@snooki) August 26, 2012