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White House beat or Tiger Beat? CNN journa-stalker creeps on Obama


Oh, the shame. CNN’s Tom Foreman has written a letter to President Obama every day. Every. Day. No word yet if there has been a pillow fight between him and simpering Suzanne Malveaux, who was ready to throw her panties on stage at last year’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

Read it before they pull it. CNN “reporter” @tomforemancnn wrote Obama letters EVERY DAY FOR FOUR YEARS. cnn.com/2013/01/18/pol…

— Jimmy Simpson (@informedblackmn) January 19, 2013

That’s right. CNN even highlighted the creeptastic letters as something good. Foremen sadly took pen to paper, or fingers to keyboard, for the last time. Unrequited love, oh how it hurts! His first letter:

Dear Mr. President,

Congratulations! Watching you on that podium today, surrounded by so many hundreds of thousands of Americans, I could not help but feel inspired by the miracle of democracy and the greatness of our nation. I also have a question: Do you have any idea what you’ve gotten yourself into?

I know you are busy today, but call when you can.



Call me! Maybe! It gets creepier from there. He echoes the “call me” suggestion over and over. And as his letter writing obsession winds down to his alleged self-imposed cease time, you can just feel the tears. Reading his letters is totally like reading the tear-stained diary of a teenage Emo chick. Set your iPod to “Everybody Hurts,” break out the cloves for atmosphere and start reading. It will be to your benefit: Giggling is cardio!

Twitter has been buzzing over the creeptastic Foreman for days. Mockery really is the best medicine.

Awww, how cute. @tomforemancnn, this is just too presh. #p2 #tcot #lnyhbt #msm #ocra #resist44 @cnn #obamaboy #Obama twitter.com/Shaughn_A/stat…

— Shaughn (@Shaughn_A) January 20, 2013

CNN ‘journalist” Tom Forman has written a letter to POTUS every single day since he was elected weaselzippers.us/2013/01/19/obs… #creepy

— Bill O’Keefe (@DefendWallSt) January 19, 2013

If you’ve written POTUS 1,460 times you maybe on the Secret Service watch list. Or you’re a CNN journalist. Either/OrCc: @tomforemancnn

— LilMissTeamOffense (@LilMissRightie) January 19, 2013

Heard you wrote fangirl letters to Obama every day for 4 years. You do realize there’s a TigerBeat magazine for that, right? @tomforemancnn

— John Difool (@MCHblazer) January 19, 2013

@tomforemancnn so you stalked @barackobama your lord and savior for 4 years? Creepy… Are you in love with him? I thought @cnn was centrist

— glockmaster (@aaronjoseph81) January 20, 2013

A Twitter account responds. It is unverified; is it the real mooning Tom Foreman?

@tendencytoslip Wow!I thought only my mother did that.You’ve made my day…many thanks.

— tomforemancnn (@tomforemancnn) January 18, 2013

@jackassletters just online.would have mailed if i knew it was going to go on so long.and so no, no replies.

— tomforemancnn (@tomforemancnn) January 20, 2013

@jackassletters good idea

— tomforemancnn (@tomforemancnn) January 20, 2013

Please be a parody account. Otherwise, that’s just sad.

Hilarity ensues, as Twitter continues to buzz with the unbelievably creepy news.

There is serious mental illness in the press corps and addressing it is more important than any Second Amendment issue: ac360.blogs.cnn.com/category/lette…

— David Chugg (@DavidChugg) January 19, 2013

@garymic Definitely need something for those making hiring decisions at CNN. Put Tom Foreman in a cage. Now.

— David Chugg (@DavidChugg) January 19, 2013

CNN Political Correspondent writes a letter to Obama every single day in his first term, and still going. #wtf #wacko ac360.blogs.cnn.com/category/lette…

— Brian Reynolds (@ModernGinger) January 20, 2013

What the heck? CNN “journalist” has been writing letters to Obama every day of his first term. shar.es/Calh5 via @sharethis

— Hugh Hewitt (@hughhewitt) January 20, 2013

@richardgrenell Guys like Tom Foreman, a @cnn “journalist” that wrote Obama fan letters everyday, come tomind. ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.co…

— DC Dude (D) (@DCDude1776) January 20, 2013

@fuimfunny The first few times I saw Tom Foreman, I was sure it was Darrell Hammond doing an impression of someone.

— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) January 20, 2013

@jimgeraghty I love at the end of all the grand standing they have to add, the president never called and we’re not sure he even read them

— Paul Geraghty (@fuimfunny) January 20, 2013

At least he didn’t stand outside the White House with a boombox playing “In Your Eyes.”


Hi @barackoama – This is Day One of what will become 1,460 letters. You don’tmind do you? Yours, @tomforemancnn

— LilMissTeamOffense (@LilMissRightie) January 19, 2013

Hi @barackoama – Can I have some hair clippings? If that’s too much to ask, nail clippings would do. You had me at hello, @tomforemancnn

— LilMissTeamOffense (@LilMissRightie) January 19, 2013

He completes him!

Hi @barackoama – This one goes out to you. youtube.com/watch?v=5JVhbu… XOXOXO, @tomforemancnn

— LilMissTeamOffense (@LilMissRightie) January 19, 2013

Don’t give him any ideas. Is another letter writing campaign on the horizon? The alleged Tom Foreman Twitter account swooned over Julie Mason a few months ago.

@juliemason your show absolutely rocks…like T Rex in the day. Loving the tunes and talk.

— tomforemancnn (@tomforemancnn) November 6, 2012

Hi @barackoama – “I never meant to get in this deep” (actual quote btw). youtube.com/watch?v=pmDkqv… With all myheart,@tomforemancnn

— LilMissTeamOffense (@LilMissRightie) January 19, 2013


This Twitter user points out that Foreman isn’t really alone.

CNN writes Love Letters to Obama Everyday – & that’s just their news coverage, not even counting their “Journalist” Tom Foreman’s letters.

— Leaping Lemurs (@practicetheory) January 20, 2013

And this one puts it all in a hilarious nutshell.

Keep in mind that the same guy who hired Tom Foreman at CNN is the same guy who hired Piers Morgan. And they wonder why no one watches them.

— David Chugg (@DavidChugg) January 19, 2013

Zing! It’s funny, because it’s true.

Four years in the life of a simpering teen journalist. Thanks for the giggles, at least, Mr. Foreman!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/01/20/white-house-beat-or-tiger-beat-cnn-journa-stalker-creeps-on-obama-i-did-not-intend-to-get-in-this-deep/

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