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Could #caring Col. Kurt Schlichter beat Sandra Fluke for retiring Waxman’s seat?

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As Twitchy reported, lady part-er Sandra Fluke may be considering a run for retiring Rep. Henry Waxman’s congressional seat. Conservative author Kurt Schlichter, who’s nothing if not #caring, came up with a few possible campaign slogans for her:

http://twitter.com/#!/KurtSchlichter/status/429113134557560832
http://twitter.com/#!/KurtSchlichter/status/429113461402902528

Hee! But why should Schlichter devote any energy to helping Fluke when the perfect replacement for Waxman is right in the mirror?

http://twitter.com/#!/KurtSchlichter/status/429114932664086528

Schlichter’s wife doesn’t seem all that keen on the idea:

http://twitter.com/#!/KurtSchlichter/status/429275695781396480

Awww … please, Irina? America needs him!

http://twitter.com/#!/KurtSchlichter/status/429276368988164096
http://twitter.com/#!/KurtSchlichter/status/429277494441545728

Woohoo!

http://twitter.com/#!/KurtSchlichter/status/429278329389068288
http://twitter.com/#!/KurtSchlichter/status/429284187162435584

Hell yes, it could!

http://twitter.com/#!/KurtSchlichter/status/429284383887863808

Hell yes, you can!

http://twitter.com/#!/KurtSchlichter/status/429285139860828160

That would be the most badass campaign team evah.

http://twitter.com/#!/yesnicksearcy/status/429297379573907456

Couldn’t she make an exception, though? Just this once? This isn’t just what the American people want; it’s what they need.

http://twitter.com/#!/KurtSchlichter/status/429312324088774658

Doooooo it, Kurt.

http://twitter.com/#!/PoliGrrl/status/429283834014625792
http://twitter.com/#!/MJKrause/status/429313141353480192
http://twitter.com/#!/jimmiebjr/status/429285278923382785

Why stop at “if”?

http://twitter.com/#!/RobbieCooper/status/429290778213359616
http://twitter.com/#!/BroncosJeff/status/429278226079166465
http://twitter.com/#!/Gntlmnkev/status/429306898190323712
http://twitter.com/#!/NathanWurtzel/status/429277847338102784

Awww, yeah! And as far as a campaign website is concerned:

http://twitter.com/#!/OhioCoastie/status/429294164761513984

Love it!

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Related:

Breitbart’s Kurt Schlichter models ‘My Little Pony’ gear for charity

Twitter user tells conservative author Kurt Schlichter that NRA leaders should be killed

‘Embracing your betahood is just plain sad’: Kurt Schlichter slams TPM’s Josh Marshall in gun debate

Kurt Schlichter: ‘I do not support people in uniform publicly saying they will not fight’

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/31/go-for-it-could-caring-col-kurt-schlichter-beat-sandra-fluke-for-retiring-waxmans-seat/

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